First, let me tell you the tale of Drunk Tom.
We don't know his real name, but we call him Tom now for reasons you will soon learn.
So, it was an unassuming Thursday afternoon and myself along with my friends Cassie, Dom, and Josh were walking to the Metro in the Underground. We'd just had lunch and were chatting when out of the blue, a man stopped us to point out a poster.
This poster is an ad for the Army I believe and shows a step-by-step instruction for a father to give his son a pat on the back for getting a B in class. Something like that...but on the poster, the boy's name is Tom. So...this man who stopped us. He was drunk. And this was at around noon...but he was pretty gone. Possibly high on top of drunk, but we're not sure. Tom stopped us to show us the proper way to do the back pat and went on about how people are too serious nowadays and don't praise each other for accomplishments. Oh and apparently Tom on the poster would have gotten a burger and not a back-pat if he'd gotten an A, but it's better than an F.
We laughed politely and hoped Drunk Tom would go about his business, but as we walked, Tom kept turning around to talk to us. About how the world went to hell when the Greatful Dead stopped touring. He used to follow them around and live in the little villages...Tom was probably a pot head. Now Tom works for the government in homeland security, protecting us from the fake terrorists. Also, Tom's been to Europe where they don't wear those security badges like here (the ones that you use to get into the offices and such; I have one for the elivator at school and the one at the apartment building).
When Tom was finally out of earshot, we all burst out laughing.
It made my week.
And so that was the story of Drunk Tom.
Time for videos! XD
Humor:
[link] Baby dancing to Beyonce "Single Ladies"
[link] "The Happiest Monster"
[link] Epic Pokemon battle
[link] Breakfast Ninjas Cereal
Sickeningly Cute:
[link]Music/AMVs:
[link] One Piece-"New Divide"
[link] One Piece-"Sail On"
[link] Italobrothers-"Stamp on the Ground"
[link] iTim